Description
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🍷 Introducing our Prescription Alcohol Label - because laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes in a bottle! This hilarious label, disguised as a serious NHS prescription, is the remedy for anyone in dire need of a good time. Just imagine the bewildered look on their face as they read through the "prescription" instructions!
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😆 The fun begins with the recipient's name prominently displayed, giving the label that authentic touch. Whether it's your best mate, your favorite coworker, or even your dear Aunt Mildred, customize the label to make them the star patient of this unique prescription experience. But wait, there's more! Your name is on there too, because who wouldn't want to take credit for such a genius gift?
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⚕️ As they unwrap the bottle adorned with this prescription label, the initial confusion might raise an eyebrow or two. But as they delve into the fine print, the chuckles will start to flow faster than the spirits inside. Detailed instructions on "how to take" this special medication and its side effects may cause excessive joy and laughter. Prescription booze never sounded so good!
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🛍️ To top it all off, we've included a prescription bottle bag for that perfect finishing touch. Now, your thoughtful present isn't just a bottle of wine; it's an experience, a conversation starter, and a memory in the making. Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, or any occasion where a good laugh is the order of the day, our Prescription Alcohol Label is the prescription that guarantees smiles.
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🥂 Elevate your gift-giving game and show them that the best cures often come bottled! Cheers to laughter, joy, and a dose of good times!
Shipping & Return
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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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